Three sheets to the wind...

And boy am I dizzy! So far the only effect that alcohol has had on me, and by alcohol I mean two smirnoff ices and one bottle of Ballatore spumante champagne, is that I am very sleepy and a little dizzy. And if this damn room would stop spinning, I might be able to tell you more! But, the cool thing, is that everything is much, much funnier now. If I laugh, I cannot stop laughing. This is awesome!