Common phrases bandied about in this room...

As a preface, I should tell you that Callie and I get along remarkably well and we both have a very dry sense of humor, which enables us to speak to each other in the following manner...

"Shut the fuck up."
"Shut the hell up."
"What a nerd."
"What a slut."
"Hoebag, what's up?"
"Slutbucket, how the hell are ya?"

Those are the most common ones for now - we have such a loving relationship!