Me vs. Gravity. Me lost.

And two seconds after I posted the previous entry, I stood up, took a step, and then promptly fell flat on my behind, taking my chair out with me. My foot and my ankle fell asleep, and therefore refused to support my weight, resulting in my ankle twisting in on itself (only slightly twisted, and therefore only slightly throbbing - oh, yes, the feeling is coming back), which ended in my falling like a rock, from standing tall to landing almost perfectly horizonal in o.2 microseconds flat. She stood up, and then she was down for the count. It's quite funny, even if my ankle is sending mutinous barbs of pain up my leg. Please, laugh at your leisure.