Geoduck

Please, PLEASE watch this video. It's a clip from The Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs, hosted by Mike Rowe (a recent inductee to my hall of fame, I might add). A geoduck ("gooey-duck") is a very large species of clam, with a life expectancy of 146 years! In this clip, Mr. Rowe takes two specimens that he harvested from the Puget sound to be cooked and eaten. Here, just watch the geoduck and Mr. Rowe's face. I promise, there is some of the most innocent and yet phallic humor you will ever see here. Watch it. Becca and I almost died for want of breath while watching the show last night. Really, WATCH IT.