Gasp

Given my skills at detecting masculine hotness, I am quite shocked that the men here at State have so long evaded my detection. Well, no longer. Hotness breaks down into two categories: those who are cute and have an excellent wit and other great attributes (non-physical, such as an accent, a good sense of humor, being liked by small children) and those that are breathtakingly handsome (Sean Bean, Johnny Depp). I told you about the one guy I met a month ago, and now I have to tell you about two other guys. They both work for the UAB (union activities board) at the Student Theatre, and they are both hot. I went to see Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End one night, by myself. On a spur of the moment decision, I decide to buy some candy. So, I go to the concession stand, order a Mike n Ikes, pay, and then Oh My God - I see the cashier. Wow - he had hotness written all over him. I must have looked like a deer in the headlights. He was tall, slightly muscular, with longish (just above his chin) dark brown hair. And he was gorgeous! I don't even remember making my way to my seat, I was so taken with his appearance. Sigh. No matter. Last night, I went and saw Ocean's Thirteen with Becca - funny movie. Then we came back to the room, I got another buck-fifty, and went back so I could see Waitress (the one with Keri Russell). There's this guy who stands like a bouncer at the entrance to the actual theater room and checks your receipt to make sure you paid to watch the film. He is of the same complexion and looks of the guy that was at the concession stand last week - he wasn't so breathtakingly gorgeous, but he was hot, and a little unkempt - like he forgot to shave that morning. (Yes, please!) But this guy actually singled me out to talk to me as I showed him my ticket. It was just small talk, but I didn't see him talk to anyone else, and it made me feel special, and he was hot. Anyway, that's all. Time to go home and celebrate my birthday in good company!