End of days

You will never guess what I bought today. I would never have guessed. How could you? You couldn't. You can't. What did I buy today? I bought a book. Two books. Well, four books if you want to get technical. One book with three of Alexander Dumas' novels totaling almost 4,000 pages. Yeah, won't be finishing that one anytime soon. The other was something I bought for charity - Barnes & Nobles will deliver any book you buy to a child who doesn't have any books to read. As I loved reading as a child (and still do), I felt it was my duty to make sure someone else had the means of discovering a love of reading too. I bought The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe. Why am I telling you this? I bought two books, whoop-dee-friggin-doo. Like that's out of character. No. What's out of character is that I bought a purse.