Robin Hood: Men in Tights

Robin Hood Men in Tights is one of the greatest movies ever made, closely followed by Dracula: Dead, and Loving It, also by Mel Brooks. The humor is classic!

Robin: Blinkin, listen to me. They've taken the castle!
Blinkin: I thought it felt a bit drafty. Cor, this never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while... oh, you were away...
Robin: My brothers?
Blinkin: There were all killed by the plague.
Robin: My dog, Pongo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin: My goldfish, Goldie?!
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin: [on the verge of tears] My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish.
[Pause]
Blinkin: Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?!

It takes the genius of Mel Brooks to direct something like that!
And I must say Will Scarlet was lookin' fine! Or maybe it was just his hair. I confess, hair matters to me; a lot. I love long hair on a guy - not too long, but I like it longish, and wavy. Becca says I'm going to marry a bald man, she can just picture it. I said that would be fine - I'd just make him wear a wig. Then she said - oh, what, a different wig every day? I said - hmmm--now there's an idea!