He Must Be Stopped

"Who?" you ask. "Leonardo di Caprio," I answer.
He must be stopped from making movies. If he continues, I stand the grave risk of actually liking him as an actor, AND thinking that he's good-looking. He might even get a place on my column of fame. See what I mean?! He has to be stopped! First I saw him in The Departed, and he rocked. And then last night, I saw him in Blood Diamond, and I seriously digged the whole accent thing. Actually, I liked the entire package. And that's why he must be stopped. Capiche?